Friday


"Tony! You realize you're late?"

"Yeah…is he here yet?"

"Why wouldn't he be here?"

"I don't know, it'd just be really convenient right now."

"Well, he was here on time, so you're out of luck."

"You didn't happen to cover for me did you?"

"Why would I cover for you?"

"I don't know-"

"Do you ever?"

"Hey! Maybe ‘cause deep down you know that you want me."

"Stop saying that!"

"What are you saying now, DiNozzo?"

"Oh, hey Boss. I was just-"

"Tony, I don't really want to know what you were doing in the bathroom."

"What?"

"You were that bathroom, right?"

"Uh…yeah…"

"'Cause that's what Kate told me, I would hate to hear she was lying."

"Yeah…Kate was, uh, right. Thanks."

"Thanks?"

"I mean um, thanks for, uh, caring, Boss."

"Get to work DiNozzo."