Summary: A week at work with Tony and Kate. It's pretty much drabble and is pure dialogue (mostly). Tate!
Categories: DiNozzo/Kate Characters: None
Genre: Drabble/Ficlet/Vignette, Friendship, Humor
Pairing: DiNozzo/Kate
Warnings: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 7
Completed: Yes
Word count: 913
Read: 17778
Published: 11/12/2006
Updated: 11/12/2006
Story Notes:
It started with a picture in my head of Tony throwing a pen at Kate. Now this. What can I say?
1. Monday by Miniola
2. Tuesday by Miniola
3. Wednesday by Miniola
4. Thursday by Miniola
5. Friday by Miniola
6. Saturday by Miniola
7. Sunday by Miniola
Author's Notes:
A week at work with Tony and Kate. It's pretty much drabble and is pure dialogue (mostly). Tate!
Monday
"Tony!"
"What?"
"Oh, don't play all innocent."
"I am innocent, Kate, honest!"
"Yeah, it was the other juvenile idiot that threw your pen at me."
"Probie! Throwing things at Kate, how could you?!?"
"What? I-"
"Tony you're so immature!"
"You're so immature!
"Quit mocking me!"
"Quit mocki-Ouch! That hurt!"
"What?"
"You threw your water bottle at me!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Prove it!"
"I- hey! Got me kind of hard that time Boss."
"Get back to work!"
"Right, Boss."
End Notes:
It started with a picture in my head of Tony throwing a pen at Kate. Now this. What can I say?
Author's Notes:
It's Tueday and Tony has gone Camera Crazy.
Tuesday
*Flash*
"Tony! Try taking pictures of the body, not me!"
"What? Feeling a little camera shy, Katie?"
"No, you're just distracting me. How would you feel?"
"I'd love it. Can't ever have enough of this."
"Psht, yeah right. You'd be too worried about getting your good side."
"Kate, all my sides are my good side."
"Yeah, some people wonder if you even have a good side."
"Don't pretend. You know you want me."
"Eww, DiNozzo!"
"You know it's true."
"Who was taking pictures of who?"
"It's whom."
"What?"
"Who was taking pictures of whom, not who."
"Don't change the subject."
"Wouldn't dream of it."
"Yeah, I bet you wouldn't. So…what were we talking about?"
"No idea."
Author's Notes:
Coffee. Yum? Maybe for some, but not for others.
Wednesday
"Tony, you got us all coffee! How…uncharacteristic of you."
"Uncharacteristic? I was going for nice, Kate."
"Well it is. You never bring us coffee. What is it that you want?"
"Want? That hurts. I'm just being nice."
"So you don't want anything? Then tell me what you put in it."
"You're so accusatory Kate! I would never put anything in your coffee…well okay, I would, but I didn't.
"And you expect me to believe that?"
"Well yeah, it was Probie's I messed with.
*Choke* "What?" *Cough, cough*
"Kidding, McGee, I was kidding."
*Cough* "Right."
"I still don't believe you."
"Fine, do you want me to test it for you?"
"No! I'll do it myself…mmm…"
"Good?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah!?!" But that means Gibbs got-"
*Cough, cough, cough* "Not. Funny. DiNozzo."
"Sorry!"
Author's Notes:
Consequences of the Coffee.
Thursday
"Tony, are you still doing paperwork?"
"Leave it to you to mock my pain."
"That's what you get for messing with Gibbs' coffee."
"I wasn't trying to mess with his, I was trying to mess with yours."
"And you wonder why I don't trust you?"
"I blame you."
"Me?"
"Yeah, you had to take Gibbs' cup didn't you?"
"If I had taken Gibbs' it would have been black. You're the one who put whatever it was into the wrong cup. What was it anyway?"
"Salt."
"Salt?!?! You put salt in his coffee! No wonder he choked!"
"I thought it was your coffee!"
"Oh, so you would rather see me choke?"
"No! Well…yeah…that's why I did it."
"I can't believe you, DiNozzo."
Author's Notes:
He's late. Did she cover for him? Why would she?
Friday
"Tony! You realize you're late?"
"Yeah…is he here yet?"
"Why wouldn't he be here?"
"I don't know, it'd just be really convenient right now."
"Well, he was here on time, so you're out of luck."
"You didn't happen to cover for me did you?"
"Why would I cover for you?"
"I don't know-"
"Do you ever?"
"Hey! Maybe ‘cause deep down you know that you want me."
"Stop saying that!"
"What are you saying now, DiNozzo?"
"Oh, hey Boss. I was just-"
"Tony, I don't really want to know what you were doing in the bathroom."
"What?"
"You were that bathroom, right?"
"Uh…yeah…"
"'Cause that's what Kate told me, I would hate to hear she was lying."
"Yeah…Kate was, uh, right. Thanks."
"Thanks?"
"I mean um, thanks for, uh, caring, Boss."
"Get to work DiNozzo."
Author's Notes:
Why are you calling me on Saturday? Because we have a case.
Saturday
*Ring*
"Hello?"
"Hey Kate."
"Tony? It's Saturday."
"Yeah, we got a case."
"What?!?"
"Gibbs wants you here in twenty."
"Of course he does. You just had to ruin my Saturday."
"Hey it's not my fault, it's my Saturday too."
"Yeah, but I bet you're loving telling me I have to get up."
"Yes Kate, I really enjoy telling you that both of our weekends are sh- Ouch!"
"He head-slap you?"
"Yeah, no need to sound so happy about it!"
"I'm not happy about it!"
"Right."
"I'm not, really."
"You're such a bad liar, Kate."
Author's Notes:
He calls again, but he has something else to tell her this time.
Sunday
*Ring*
"Hello?"
"Hey Kate."
"Tony?" Why are you waking me up again this weekend? We solved yesterday's case already."
"I know, it's just that-"
"Don't tell me we got another one!"
"We didn't, but-"
"Then what is it?"
"Well if you'd just let me finish a sentence I could tell you!"
"Sorry, so what's up?"
"It's just that…I have something to tell you…"
"Spill."
"Well…I-"
"You what, Tony?"
"I…I think I love you."
"Why didn't you just say so?"
"What? You're not going to laugh at me?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"I think I love you too."
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