"Kate, why are you laying on my desk and what are you wearing?" /God. This must be a dream. It must be. It had to be. I hope it isn't./

"You like? Come here."

"I never really thought of you as a thong kind of girl…" /But now I do I can't stop drooling./

"Shh. Don't say a word." /How can I not?/

"We're at work-" /Is she really unbuttoning my shirt?/

"So?" /Oh my God. Kate's hands are moving towards my pants. Is this really happening? Thank you God!/

"But someone could catch us-" /Well that might prove it's not a dream. /

"Wake up DiNozzo!"/Why does her voice sound so far away?/

"I'm awa-What?"

"Enough with your sexual fantasies about me." /Darn, it was a dream./

"What!?! How did you know I-" /What, was she some kind of mind reader?/

"Eww, DiNozzo! I was kidding!" /Oops!/

"Uh…yeah, me too." /Smooth./

"Right." /She looked better in that thong…/