Abby walks into HQ. She is sporting a black blouse and plaided schoolgirl skirt. She also has black tights and white lace ancklettes with D'orsay pumps.
DiNozzo&Mcgee:Hey Abbs!
Abby:What's up?
Fellows:Just admireing your outfit. Looks nice!
Abbs:THANX!!!
Fellows:You got plans?
Abbs: No,Y?
Guys:Hope u like Asian.
Abbs:SWEET!!!
*later that evening...*
*Abby walks to the car, she's missing her keys.*
MMMMPH!!!!!
Culprit:Don't scream. Breathe....
Abbs:MMMPH...ZZZZZ...
(Abby's been cloroformed!)
*TAKE HER KICKS OFF.. I GOT PLANS! HOMMIE,LETS GO!!!*
*MMM..HELL'Z YEAH!!!*
(Abby recovers from the KO of the cloroform)
MMMPH?!
*SPLIRT!!!!*
BOOOM!!! NCIS, DON'T FU*KIN' MOVE!!!
(FIN!)
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