I totally blame slashscribe for this one. She was the flaming drunkard that texted me a picture of condom-covered bananas from NYC Pride. After much discussion with dietpunkfics, we came to the agreement that she might need this to help with her hangover today. Just sayin’. This is crack, so it should be treated as such. Also, this is written at four in the morning, so don’t expect it to make much sense, k?

Oh and PLEASE don’t drink/eat/drive while reading this. You’ve been warned.

Warning: Tiny bit of Kink (Food Play) and wee bit of dub-con/possible triggers.