Gibbs saw McGee enter the squad room. Tony and Ziva led a teenaged boy into the room and over to Gibbs.
‘Underage?' Gibbs asked Abby.
Abby nodded and frowned at the boy.
‘Where's are the girls?' Tony asked.
‘They're in the morgue' Gibbs answered.
‘You killed them?' Tony joked.
Gibbs whacked his head.
‘Ouch!' Tony yelped.
Gibbs looked at Tim Druery again.
‘I didn't say anything!' he said quickly (afraid he'd be hit too).
Gibbs looked him up and down and frowned. ‘Abby? I don't see how he's gonna be much help … do you know anything about a rape at that strip joint kid?'
‘No!' Tim Druery said loudly and in surprise that Gibbs had even asked him that.
‘See … send him home' Gibbs said to Tony.
‘No!' Abby said. ‘It's 5am … I'll baby-sit him' She said.
Gibbs and McGee looked at her and raised their eyebrows.
‘I … I need his help' Abby said.
‘With what?' The kid asked at the same time as Ziva.
‘Well … you lot are always so busy and if you had someone to get me my Caf-Pows in stead of having to stop your work to … then … I'm sure that everything will be a lot easier … or not … but please Gibbs? I want a friend!' Abby said loudly.
‘Okay Abs … but only for a while'
‘Yay!' Abby cheered. Tim Druery jumped as Abby grabbed his arm and dragged him over to the elevator.
‘I don't think that's a good idea boss' McGee said.
‘You can go and tell Abby that' Gibbs sighed and sat down.
In the morgue …
Meleena and Marisa were just leaving the morgue and heading back to the office.
‘I can't believe it … Eve's gonna be upset hey Marisa' Meleena said.
‘Yeah … she was mum's favourite' Marisa nodded.
‘And dad's … in fact she was everyone's favourite'
‘I know … but now that mum's dead …' Marisa said.
‘Okay … um … let's talk about something else …' Meleena offered.
‘Good idea'
They walked into the office and saw that Abby wasn't there and two other agents had arrived.
Gibbs saw them enter.
‘Was it her?' He asked them.
Marisa nodded.
‘Okay … um … this is agent David and McGee' Gibbs said and pointed them out.
Marisa shook their hands; meleena went over to Tony's desk and sat down.
‘Can we call out sister?' Marisa asked Gibbs.
‘Sure' Gibbs said.
Marisa pulled out her cell phone and called Eve.
In the lab …
‘Okay … this is my lab … duh … and this is my desk' Abby was showing her new Caf-Pow boy around. Abby led him over to her desk.
‘Sit'
He sat quickly.
Abby walked over to her other computer and turned it on.
‘And don't touch anything' She added as Tim's hand reached out to open one of her draws curiously.
‘I'm not' He said.
‘Get over here' Abby said.
‘Am I going to die?' he asked.
‘No … just … come here!' She said loudly.
Tim ran over to her.
‘Okay …' she at him carefully and felt his really dark brown hair.
‘What are you going to do to me?' Her Caf-Pow boy answered in worry.
‘I can't have a Caf-Pow boy who looks like this' she frowned. ‘Let me write Gibbs a note … then we've got to go somewhere'
‘Where? A cemetery?' Tim asked.
‘I am not going to kill you! I need Caf-Pow … therefore I need you … now come on' She commanded him. Tim nodded and followed Abby out of her lab …
Eve entered the office (She was still in uniform).
‘Eve!' Meleena got up and ran over.
‘What?' Eve said in panic as Marisa ran over as well.
‘Mum's dead' Marisa said.
‘Yeah? … and why are you dressed like that Marisa?'
‘Ah …' Marisa tried to think of a reason for her half naked appearance. (She'd never told Eve about her job).
‘She was having sex' Meleena said.
‘HEY!' Marisa yelled. ‘That puts me in more trouble!'
Meleena shrugged.
‘We're going to have a long talk when we get home' Eve growled.
‘Not my fault' Marisa said and poked her tongue at Meleena.
Meleena poked her tongue back at Marisa.
‘Girls … please … we're in public' Eve sighed.
Gibbs came over and looked at Eve.
‘FBI?' He asked her.
Eve looked at Gibbs. ‘Yes … I assume you're that bastard Gibbs?' She asked.
‘Who told you that?'
‘Fornell has mentioned you' eve replied.
‘Has he now?' Gibbs asked.
‘Yeah …' Eve saw Tony and raised her eyebrows.
‘Hi!' Tony said and came over. ‘I found your number before and tried to call … but Marisa had your cell phone' He said and shook her hand.
Eve slowly turned at looked at Marisa in anger.
‘Ah … it was Meleena's fault!' She said.
‘Was not!' Meleena yelled at her.
‘Was too!' Marisa said.
‘Was not!' Meleena yelled.
‘Okay … okay … please … stop' Tony said and stood in between them before they started killing one another.
‘Know I remember why I avoid visiting you both' Eve sighed.
After a few hours, Abby came into the squad room.
‘McGee! I need your advice and my computer's having a hissy fit' Abby said.
McGee got up and followed her.
Abby walked into the lab.
‘Caf-Pow boy! Get out form under my table … let McGee have a look at you' Abby yelled.
"Thud!" The Caf-Pow bot hit his head on the desk. He got up quickly.
McGee raised his eyebrows in surprise.
Abby's new Caf-Pow boy was very different and hardly recognizable. He was wearing a black t-shirt with ‘Bad boy' written on the front, black pants and shoes. He also had his hair dyed blond and was spiked. McGee also noticed a dog's collar around his neck. Just a normal black one though … not spiked like hers.
‘A collar Abby?' He asked.
‘Yeah … I have a lead too' She said and held up a black dog's lead.
‘Um … he's not a dog Abby' McGee said.
‘So? He's mine … you can't have him!' Abby said loudly and hugged her Caf-Pow boy tightly.
‘I … can't … breathe' he gasped.
‘Sorry' Abby said and let go of him.
‘I'll get to work' McGee said and went over to the computer Abby pointed to.
‘What can I do?' The kid asked, admiring his new outfit and hair.
‘Get me a Caf-Pow' Abby said.
‘But … you had one not too long ago' He said.
‘Not too long ago? It was ages ago' Abby said in shock.
‘Um … like 15 minutes'
‘That is a long time … you're my Caf-Pow boy and I want a Caf-Pow!' She said loudly.
The kid nodded and ran out of the lab.
After a few minutes, he came back.
‘Um … where do I get one Abby?' He asked.
‘McGee will tell you' Abby said and went back to fixing her computer's firewall.
‘Do I get paid for this?' Her Caf-Pow boy asked.
Abby looked McGee's watch and growled.
‘I … I'm going to get your Caf-Pow' the teen said and ran out of her lab at top speed.
Abby's Caf-Pow boy ran into the office.
‘Help' He said. ‘I need to get Abby a Caf-Pow … but I dunno how'
‘I'll show you' Ziva said and led him to the elevator.
‘Ouch!' Tony yelped and picked up the pen that Marisa had thrown at him. He threw it back. Marisa dodged it. Instead the pen hit Gibbs in the head. Tony was out of the office like lightning before Gibbs could even say anything.
Gibbs chucked the pen in his bin.
‘That was my pen!' Marisa said.
‘Not anymore' Gibbs sighed.
‘Eve … arrest him' Marisa demanded.
Eve sighed and shook her head.
Marisa frowned and got Eve's cell phone out of her pocket and was about to play games on it when Eve took it off her.
‘I believe this phone belongs to me' Eve said.
‘I believe that I stole it … therefore it's mine' Marisa said and tried to get it back but Eve refused.
‘Hey … I stole it… not you' Meleena said. Eve looked at her angrily. ‘I mean … ah … yes … Marisa stole it … punish her' Meleena smiled innocently. Eve wasn't that dumb.
‘Since when have either of you two been innocent?' She asked them.
‘Since the day we were born' Marisa smiled.
‘It's in the genes' Gibbs sighed again. ‘You … follow me' Gibbs said to Eve and headed to MTAC.
‘Oh miss favourite gets to go places we're not … whoopee doo' Meleena frowned and went over to McGee's desk and typed away on his keyboard.
‘What are you doing?' Marisa said.
‘Relax … it's not even on' Meleena said.
‘Sure it's not' Marisa said and went over to have a look. ‘Oh … it's not … but it's not your stuff … you can't touch it' Marisa said sternly.
‘Oh … you mean like the cell phone you stole?'
‘I stole … you …'
‘I claim not guilty' Meleena said.
‘I'll give you your right to remain silent in a minute…'
‘Um … excuse me? What are you doing?' Ziva asked as she came into the office and only saw Meleena and Marisa crowded around McGee's desk and no one was watching them.
McGee's computer starting making beeping noises and the screen flashed all sorts of lights. Meleena put her hands up,
‘I didn't do it' She said in panic.
McGee entered and saw what was happening to his computer. He ran over.
‘What did you do?'
‘Nothing … I swear … it was off … I think' Meleena said.
‘Even so … what were you trying to do?'
‘Random password scan' Meleena answered innocently.
McGee sighed. Meleena got off his chair and watched as he tried to fix his (now on) computer.
Meleena heard her cell phone ringing. She pulled it out and read the caller id.
‘Marisa … we have to get out of here' She said quickly.
McGee was too busy to notice the girls run for the exit …
Author's Chapter Notes:
Abby gets gets a pet...
Tony finally gets to meet this 'Eve' That he'd heard about...
And Marisa and Meleena get along so well ... um ... well maybe not ...
Tony finally gets to meet this 'Eve' That he'd heard about...
And Marisa and Meleena get along so well ... um ... well maybe not ...
Chapter End Notes:
This ff is dedicateed to my friends ...
i have their permission ...
i have their permission ...