Thursday
"Tony, are you still doing paperwork?"
"Leave it to you to mock my pain."
"That's what you get for messing with Gibbs' coffee."
"I wasn't trying to mess with his, I was trying to mess with yours."
"And you wonder why I don't trust you?"
"I blame you."
"Me?"
"Yeah, you had to take Gibbs' cup didn't you?"
"If I had taken Gibbs' it would have been black. You're the one who put whatever it was into the wrong cup. What was it anyway?"
"Salt."
"Salt?!?! You put salt in his coffee! No wonder he choked!"
"I thought it was your coffee!"
"Oh, so you would rather see me choke?"
"No! Well…yeah…that's why I did it."
"I can't believe you, DiNozzo."
Author's Chapter Notes:
Consequences of the Coffee.